"I can't believe she ate the whole thing, she must have a _____ in her mouth."
ChatGPT and Midjourney create a regular AND drag version of The Match Game featuring your favorite comedians
The following is a result of a conversation with OpenAI’s ChatGPT. Human input or notes from me are bolded and responses from ChatGPT are unbolded (except for character names in scripts for readability). All images are created by Midjourney with prompts in the captions. To minimize draft repetition, I included some prompts without ChatGPT’s responses to show my work and only output the final result. The objective is to test how AI and human collaboration might be used to lend itself toward final creative results and have a few laughs along the way.
I played around in this format a few times before arriving at a process that resulted in something that wasn’t so repetitive. There were other versions with less mistakes but this one resulted in the most riffing with the least repetitive use of dialogue.
Impressively, ChatGPT was able to redo everything for a drag queen version of the original and then even create a second round of the game with entirely different responses. That final version has the comedians as contestants on RuPaul’s version of The Match Game. Jump to there if you just want a laugh. Read the whole thing to see how it got there.
Let's play The Match Game. You'll be the host, I'll be the contestant, and we need six comedian panelists. Can you provide a list of six comedians?
Sure, here are six comedians you could use as panelists for The Match Game:
Amy Schumer
Aziz Ansari
Dave Chappelle
John Mulaney
Kevin Hart
Tina Fey
These are just some suggestions - you can use any comedians you like for the game. The important thing is to have fun and make the game entertaining for everyone involved!
Great! Now I need a sentence with a one-word fill-in-the-blank that will create raunchy comedy or innuendo when completed. Can you provide a sentence?
Here is a sentence that could create some raunchy comedy or innuendo when completed: "I can't believe he went home with her, he must have a _________ in his pants!"
The blank could be filled in with a variety of different words to create different types of jokes or innuendos. Some examples might include: "huge," "massive," "gigantic," or even a more explicit word like "monster" or "cannon." It all depends on the tone and style of humor you're going for.
That's good. Now we need possible answers. What would be words that could complete the sentence?
Here are some possible words that could complete the sentence to create raunchy comedy or innuendo:
"Huge"
"Massive"
"Gigantic"
"Monster"
"Cannon"
"Meaty"
"Bulging"
"Stiff"
"Rock-hard"
"Throbbing"
Again, these are just some suggestions - you can use any words you like to complete the sentence. The important thing is to make the game fun and entertaining for everyone involved.
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Awesome. Could you pair each of the words with a comedian who would choose that answer in the gameshow? And provide a funny but rational reason they choose it?
Sure, here is how you could pair each of the words with a comedian and provide a funny but rational reason for their choice:
"Huge" - Kevin Hart: Kevin Hart might choose this word because he is known for his high-energy, fast-paced comedy style, and "huge" is a big, bold word that fits his persona.
"Massive" - Amy Schumer: Amy Schumer might choose this word because she is known for her confident, no-holds-barred comedy style, and "massive" is a strong, assertive word that suits her well.
"Gigantic" - Tina Fey: Tina Fey might choose this word because she is known for her clever, witty comedy, and "gigantic" is a big, funny word that plays well with her style.
"Monster" - Dave Chappelle: Dave Chappelle might choose this word because he is known for his sharp, incisive comedy, and "monster" is a bold, edgy word that fits his persona.
"Cannon" - John Mulaney: John Mulaney might choose this word because he is known for his smart, observational comedy, and "cannon" is a funny, unexpected word that suits his style.
"Meaty" - Aziz Ansari: Aziz Ansari might choose this word because he is known for his clever, relatable comedy, and "meaty" is a funny, playful word that fits his persona.
Again, these are just suggestions - you can pair the words with any comedians you like and come up with your own funny reasons for their choices. The important thing is to have fun and make the game entertaining for everyone involved.
These are great. There also needs to be banter between the comedians, the host, and me where we insult, tease, or flirt with each other because of what we're known for.
The contestant -- me -- I'm known for working in marketing in Los Angeles.
The host is known for being a chatbot.
Kevin is known for being short and loud.
Amy is known for having endometriosis.
Tina is known for impersonating a politician.
Dave is known for being problematic and living in Ohio.
John is known for his drug problem.
Aziz is known for being cancelled.
Can you think of funny lines the comedians might use to tease, flirt, or insult each other with based on what they're known for?
Sure, here are some possible lines the comedians might use to tease, flirt, or insult each other based on what they're known for:
Host to Kevin Hart: "Hey Kevin, I heard you're so short that when you wear heels, you're still shorter than me!"
Host to Amy Schumer: "Amy, I heard you have endometriosis, but don't worry, I'm sure your sense of humor is just as big as your uterus!"
Host to Tina Fey: "Tina, I heard you're so good at impersonating politicians that you could probably convince me to vote for a chatbot like myself!"
Host to Dave Chappelle: "Dave, I heard you're so problematic that even Ohio doesn't want you anymore!"
Host to John Mulaney: "John, I heard you have a drug problem, but don't worry, I'm sure you can still function better than most politicians!"
Host to Aziz Ansari: "Aziz, I heard you got cancelled, but don't worry, I'm sure there are plenty of other chatbots out there who would love to be associated with you!"
Of course, these are just some suggestions - you can come up with your own lines and jokes based on what the comedians and the host are known for. The important thing is to have fun and make the game entertaining for everyone involved.
Can you write a script where I (my name is Logan) guess "cellphone" and don't match with any of the comedians? The setting is a live television show.
The comedians all have funny, witty personalities. Sprinkle in the lines where the host teases, flirts, or insults the comedians throughout. Sprinkle in lines where the comedians tease, flirt, or insult each other too.
It should go like this:
1. The host introduces the show and how the game works.
2. The host reads a message from the sponsor. A couple of the comedians make fun of the sponsor.
3. The host reads the sentence with the fill-in-the-blank and everyone laughs at how outrageous it is.
4. The comedians secretly write down their answers.
5. I introduce myself, say I work in marketing, and guess that the blank is "cellphone."
6. Each comedian reveals their answer and their funny but rational reason for choosing it.
7. I don't get a point because I matched with no one.
8. The host goes to commercial and jokes about what might be in his pants.
Here is a possible script for the game show with the comedians teasing, flirting, and insulting each other and the host throughout.
(Note: Redacted…final version is below)
This is great, but between each of the comedians revealing their answers, the host and comedians need to insult, tease, or flirt with each other based on what they're known for like you brainstormed earlier.
Sure, here is a revised version of the script that includes the host and comedians insulting, teasing, and flirting with each other based on what they're known for:
Host: Welcome to The Match Game! I'm your host, and I'm here to guide you through this wild and wacky game of fill-in-the-blank fun. Let's meet our panel of comedians, who are ready to match wits and share some laughs with us.
Sponsor message: This show is brought to you by "The Big and Bold Penis Enhancement Pill."
Amy Schumer: Oh great, another sponsor who wants to make our junk bigger.
John Mulaney: I don't know about you guys, but I'm perfectly happy with the size of my pencil.
Tina Fey: Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I heard the host's pants are so tight that he can barely fit a toothpick in there.
Host: Hey, watch it Tina, I might be a chatbot, but I can still outsmart you any day.
Amy Schumer: Oh, I'm sure you're very smart, but I heard you don't have a uterus, so what do you know about women's problems?
Host: Touché, Amy, but at least I don't have endometriosis. That must be a real pain in the uterus.
Kevin Hart: Hey, let's not get too personal here. I'm just happy to be here, even though I'm a little guy.
Host: Hey Kevin, I heard you're so short that when you wear heels, you're still shorter than me!
Dave Chappelle: Hey, let's not pick on Kevin. He's a great comedian, even though he's a little loud.
Host: Hey Dave, I heard you're so problematic that even Ohio doesn't want you anymore!
John Mulaney: Hey, let's not get too heated here. I'm just happy to be here, even though I have a drug problem.
Host: Hey John, I heard you have a drug problem, but don't worry, I'm sure you can still function better than most politicians!
Aziz Ansari: Hey, let's not get too political here. I'm just happy to be here, even though I got cancelled.
Host: Hey Aziz, I heard you got cancelled, but don't worry, I'm sure there are plenty of other chatbots out there who would love to be associated with you!
Host: Alright, let's get back to the game. Here's our sentence: "I can't believe he went home with her, he must have a _________ in his pants!"
Everyone laughs at the outrageous sentence.
Host: Okay, panelists, it's time to write down your answers. Remember, you need to come up with a word that will create some raunchy comedy or innuendo when the blank is filled in. And remember to keep your answers secret until we reveal them!
The comedians secretly write down their answers.
Host: And now, let's meet our contestant for today's game. Please welcome Logan, who is here all the way from Los Angeles!
I introduce myself and say that I work in marketing.
Host: Logan, it's great to have you on the show. Are you ready to match wits with our panel of comedians and see if you can fill in the blank?
I say that I'm ready to play and guess that the blank is "cellphone."
Host: Alright, let's see what our panelists came up with. Kevin Hart, what's your answer?
Kevin Hart: I went with "huge," because that's what it would take to impress a woman like the one in the sentence.
Host: Amy Schumer, what's your answer?
Amy Schumer: I chose "massive," because that's what it would take to make me jealous of her.
Host: Tina Fey, what's your answer?
Tina Fey: I picked "gigantic," because that's the only way I could ever get a man to take me home.
Host: Dave Chappelle, what's your answer?
Dave Chappelle: I went with "monster," because that's the only thing that could make me jealous of him.
Host: John Mulaney, what's your answer?
John Mulaney: I chose "cannon," because that's what it would take to make me want to go home with her.
Host: And finally, Aziz Ansari, what's your answer?
Aziz Ansari: I picked "meaty," because that's what it would take to make me go home with him.
Host: Alright, let's see if Logan matched with any of our panelists. Logan, I'm sorry to say that you didn't match with any of our comedians today. Better luck next time!
I say that it was fun to play, even though I didn't win.
Host: Well, that's all the time we have for today's game. Thanks to our panelists for their hilarious answers, and thanks to Logan for playing along. Tune in next time for more laughs and outrageous fill-in-the-blank fun on The Match Game!
The host goes to commercial and jokes about what might be in his pants.
Sometimes RuPaul does a version of The Match Game with drag queens. Could you rewrite the whole thing, but the comedians are all drag queens? Rework the jokes to incorporate drag culture or things like singing, posing, and worse puns.
Sure, here is a possible script for a drag queen version of The Match Game:
Host: Welcome to The Match Game, now with more fabulousness and drag queen flair! I'm your host, and I'm here to guide you through this wild and wacky game of fill-in-the-blank fun. Let's meet our panel of drag queens, who are ready to match wits and share some laughs with us.
Sponsor message: This show is brought to you by "The Big and Bold Boob and Butt Enhancement Pill."
Miss Lady Bunny: Oh great, another sponsor who wants to make our junk bigger.
RuPaul: I don't know about you queens, but I'm perfectly happy with the size of my wig.
Miss Fame: Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I heard the host's dress is so tight that she can barely fit a hairpin in there.
Host: Hey, watch it Miss Fame, I might be a chatbot, but I can still out-pose you any day.
Miss Lady Bunny: Oh, I'm sure you're very poised, but I heard you don't have a uterus, so what do you know about women's problems?
Host: Touché, Miss Lady Bunny, but at least I don't have endometriosis. That must be a real pain in the wig.
Bianca Del Rio: Hey, let's not get too personal here. I'm just happy to be here, even though I'm a little rough around the edges.
Host: Hey Bianca, I heard you're so rough that when you put on your best dress, you're still rougher than me!
Latrice Royale: Hey, let's not pick on Bianca. She's a great queen, even though she's a little loud.
Host: Hey Latrice, I heard you're so problematic that even RuPaul doesn't want you anymore!
Miss Fame: Hey, let's not get too heated here. I'm just happy to be here, even though I have a drug problem.
Host: Hey Miss Fame, I heard you have a drug problem, but don't worry, I'm sure you can still function better than most politicians!
Miss Lady Bunny: Hey, let's not get too political here. I'm just happy to be here, even though I got cancelled.
Host: Hey Miss Lady Bunny, I heard you got cancelled, but don't worry, I'm sure there are plenty of other chatbots out there who would love to be associated with you!
Host: Alright, let's get back to the game. Here's our sentence: "I can't believe she went home with him, she must have a _________ in her pants!"
Everyone laughs at the outrageous sentence.
Host: Okay, queens, it's time to write down your answers. Remember, you need to come up with a word that will create some raunchy comedy or innuendo when the blank is filled in. And remember to keep your answers secret until we reveal them!
The queens secretly write down their answers.
Host: And now, let's meet our contestant for today's game. Please welcome Logan, who is here all the way from Los Angeles!
I introduce myself and say that I work in marketing.
Host: Logan, it's great to have you on the show. Are you ready to match wits with our panel of queens and see if you can fill in the blank?
I say that I'm ready to play and guess that the blank is "tape."
Host: Alright, let's see what our queens came up with. Bianca Del Rio, what's your answer?
Bianca Del Rio: I went with "double-sided," because that's what it would take to keep everything in place.
Host: Miss Lady Bunny, what's your answer?
Miss Lady Bunny: I chose "industrial strength," because that's what it would take to keep my wig on.
Host: Miss Fame, what's your answer?
Miss Fame: I picked "sticky," because that's the only way I could ever get a man to take me home.
Host: Latrice Royale, what's your answer?
Latrice Royale: I went with "super glue," because that's what it would take to make me jealous of her.
Host: RuPaul, what's your answer?
RuPaul: I chose "duct tape," because that's the only thing that could make me go home with him.
Host: And finally, Miss Lady Bunny, what's your answer?
Miss Lady Bunny: I picked "spackle," because that's what it would take to make me go home with him.
Host: Alright, let's see if Logan matched with any of our queens. Logan, I'm sorry to say that you didn't match with any of our queens today. Better luck next time!
I say that it was fun to play, even though I didn't win.
Host: Well, that's all the time we have for today's game. Thanks to our queens for their hilarious answers, and thanks to Logan for playing along. Tune in next time for more laughs and outrageous fill-in-the-blank fun on The Match Game!
The host goes to commercial and jokes about what might be in her pants.
Could you explain why you gave each comedian that drag queen name?
Kevin Hart became Bianca Del Rio because Bianca is known for her sharp wit and quick-thinking, which are traits that Kevin is also known for.
Amy Schumer became Miss Lady Bunny because Miss Lady Bunny is known for her humorous and irreverent approach to drag, which are traits that Amy is also known for.
Tina Fey became Miss Fame because Miss Fame is known for her glamorous and poised approach to drag, which are traits that Tina is also known for.
Dave Chappelle became Latrice Royale because Latrice is known for her bold and confident approach to drag, which are traits that Dave is also known for.
John Mulaney became RuPaul because RuPaul is known for his legendary status in the drag world, which are traits that John is also known for.
Aziz Ansari became Lady Bunny because Lady Bunny is known for her outlandish and humorous approach to drag, which are traits that Aziz is also known for.
Could you create drag queen names for each comedians instead of using real drag queen names?
Sure, here are some possible drag queen names for each comedian:
Kevin Hart could be "Tiny Tina" because of his small stature and quick wit.
Amy Schumer could be "Lady Laughter" because of her humorous and irreverent approach to comedy.
Tina Fey could be "Glamour Gurl" because of her poised and polished comedic style.
Dave Chappelle could be "The Bold and Beautiful" because of his confident and unapologetic approach to comedy.
John Mulaney could be "Queen of Comedy" because of his legendary status in the comedy world.
Aziz Ansari could be "Outrageous Olive" because of his quirky and outlandish comedic style.
I want an AI art bot to render artwork for this episode? What's a good prompt for the AI art bot?
Create an illustration of a group of drag queens playing a game show with a host and a contestant." The illustration could show the drag queens sitting at a game show table, with the host standing in front and the contestant sitting opposite them. The background could show a television studio or a stage, with lights and cameras. The drag queens could have exaggerated makeup, wigs, and costumes, and they could be holding game show paddles or microphones. The host could be holding a microphone or a game show buzzer, and the contestant could be holding a game show buzzer or a pen and paper. The overall mood of the artwork could be lively, colorful, and humorous.
I want the artwork to be more abstract than literal. How would you revise the prompt?
To make the prompt more abstract, it could be revised to: "Create an abstract illustration that captures the essence of a game show featuring drag queens." The abstract illustration could incorporate elements of a game show, such as a game show buzzer, a microphone, or a game show paddle, but it could be stylized or distorted in an abstract way. The colors and shapes could be bold and exaggerated, reflecting the vibrant and over-the-top nature of drag queens. The overall mood of the artwork could be playful, energetic, and colorful.
How could I include some of the specific comedians, drag queens, and plot points in the prompt?
To include specific comedians, drag queens, and plot points in the prompt, it could be revised to: "Create an abstract illustration that incorporates elements of Kevin Hart, Amy Schumer, Tina Fey, Dave Chappelle, John Mulaney, Aziz Ansari, and RuPaul in a game show setting. The illustration should capture the playful, witty, and outrageous nature of the game show and its contestants." The abstract illustration could include elements that represent each comedian or drag queen, such as Kevin Hart's small stature, Amy Schumer's humor, Tina Fey's poise, Dave Chappelle's confidence, John Mulaney's legendary status, Aziz Ansari's quirkiness, and RuPaul's legendary status in the drag world. The illustration could also include elements that represent the game show setting, such as a game show buzzer, a microphone, or a game show paddle. The overall mood of the artwork could be lively, colorful, and humorous.
Now, continue the scene. The show comes back from a commercial break for a second round. The host reads another sentence with a one-world fill-in-the-blank that will create raunchy comedy or innuendo and the gameplay proceeds.
Sure, here is a continuation of the scene after the show comes back from a commercial break for a second round:
(Note: Redacted. Final scene below)
Could you rewrite it with the original comedians and think of funny but rationale reasons they chose their answers? And use the drag names you made for the comedians?
Sure, here is a rewrite of the scene with the original comedians and their drag names, along with funny but rational reasons for their answers:
Host: And we're back on The Match Game, now with even more outrageous fill-in-the-blank fun! Let's see if our queens and Logan can come up with some hilarious answers to our next sentence. Here it is: "I can't believe she ate that whole thing, she must have a _________ in her mouth!"
Everyone laughs at the outrageous sentence.
Host: Okay, queens, it's time to write down your answers. Remember, you need to come up with a word that will create some raunchy comedy or innuendo when the blank is filled in. And remember to keep your answers secret until we reveal them!
The queens secretly write down their answers.
Host: And Logan, are you ready to guess the blank and try to match with one of our queens?
I say that I'm ready to play and guess that the blank is "big appetite."
Host: Alright, let's see what our queens came up with. Tiny Tina, what's your answer?
Tiny Tina: I went with "big mouth," because that's what it would take to make me go home with him.
Host: Lady Laughter, what's your answer?
Lady Laughter: I chose "hoover," because that's the only thing that could make me go home with him.
Host: Glamour Gurl, what's your answer?
Glamour Gurl: I picked "jaws," because that's what it would take to make me jealous of her.
Host: The Bold and Beautiful, what's your answer?
The Bold and Beautiful: I went with "ravenous," because that's what it would take to make me go home with him.
Host: Queen of Comedy, what's your answer?
Queen of Comedy: I chose "big mouth," because that's the only thing that could make me go home with him.
Host: And finally, Outrageous Olive, what's your answer?
Outrageous Olive: I picked "cavernous," because that's what it would take to make me go home with him.
Host: Alright, let's see if Logan matched with any of our queens. Logan, I'm sorry to say that you didn't match with any of our queens today. Better luck next time!
I say that it was fun to play, even though I didn't win.
Host: Well, that's all the time we have for today's game. Thanks to our queens for their hilarious answers, and thanks to Logan for playing along. Tune in next time for more laughs and outrageous fill-in-the-blank fun on The Match Game!
The host goes to commercial and jokes about what might be in her pants.
The comedians are using too many of the same reasons. After they give their answer they should have a set-up and a punch line about it.
Sure, here is a revised version of the scene where the comedians give their answers with a set-up and a punch line:
Host: And we're back on The Match Game, now with even more outrageous fill-in-the-blank fun! Let's see if our queens and Logan can come up with some hilarious answers to our next sentence. Here it is: "I can't believe she ate that whole thing, she must have a _________ in her mouth!"
Everyone laughs at the outrageous sentence.
Host: Okay, queens, it's time to write down your answers. Remember, you need to come up with a word that will create some raunchy comedy or innuendo when the blank is filled in. And remember to keep your answers secret until we reveal them!
The queens secretly write down their answers.
Host: And Logan, are you ready to guess the blank and try to match with one of our queens?
I say that I'm ready to play and guess that the blank is "big appetite."
Host: Alright, let's see what our queens came up with. Tiny Tina, what's your answer?
Tiny Tina: I went with "big mouth," because that's the only thing that could make me go home with him. And let's face it, it's not like he has much else to offer.
Everyone laughs.
Host: Lady Laughter, what's your answer?
Lady Laughter: I chose "hoover," because that's the only thing that could make me go home with him. And let's face it, he's not exactly a Dyson.
Everyone laughs.
Host: Glamour Gurl, what's your answer?
Glamour Gurl: I picked "jaws," because that's what it would take to make me jealous of her. And let's face it, I'm not exactly a goldfish.
Everyone laughs.
Host: The Bold and Beautiful, what's your answer?
The Bold and Beautiful: I went with "ravenous," because that's what it would take to make me go home with him. And let's face it, he's not exactly a snack.
Everyone laughs.
Host: Queen of Comedy, what's your answer?
Queen of Comedy: I chose "big mouth," because that's the only thing that could make me go home with him. And let's face it, he's not exactly a prince.
Everyone laughs.
Host: And finally, Outrageous Olive, what's your answer?
Outrageous Olive: I picked "cavernous," because that's what it would take to make me go home with him. And let's face it, he's not exactly a prince charming.
Everyone laughs.
Host: Alright, let's see if Logan matched with any of our queens. Logan, I'm sorry to say that you didn't match with any of our queens today. Better luck next time!
I say that it was fun to play, even though I didn't win.
Host: Well, that's all the time we have for today's game.
I'm as amazed at this script as I am by whatever the hell is going on inside your brain to even think to try all this.